love letter from a mathematician

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Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Saturday, 15-Sep-2007 20:52:24

My Dear Love,

Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane. There I saw you with your cute circular face, conical nose and spherical eyes,standing in your triangular garden.

Before seeing you my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart, it differentiated.

My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can solve by making good binary relation with me. The cosine of my love for you extends to infinity. I promise that I should not resolve you into partial functions but if I do so, you can integrate me by applying the limits from zero to infinity.

You are as essential to me as an element to a set. The geometry of my life revolves around your acute personality.

My love, if you do not meet me at parabola restaurant on date 10 at sunset,when the sun is making an angle of 160 degrees, my heart would be like a solved polynomial of degree 10.

Post 2 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Saturday, 15-Sep-2007 21:00:59

Ur, what he say?

Bob squared

Post 3 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Sunday, 16-Sep-2007 7:51:04

that's really good becky. lol

Post 4 by Musical Ambition (I've got the gold prolific poster award, now is there a gold cup for me?) on Sunday, 16-Sep-2007 10:09:34

Ugh, this gave me a headache! LOL.

Post 5 by Stevo (The Established Ass) on Wednesday, 19-Sep-2007 8:06:35

hah - sounds like the sort of crap I could come out with on a good day...rofl